if you sing along to Bastille and you’re not trying to do the british accent you’re lying to yourself.
unless you are, in fact, British
Colored that Marco sketch from today! ;w;
there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face
I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”
talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father????????? how???
I know Free! might be confusing to the uninitiated, so I made a helpful table describing the characters:
Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.