team 5’5 and under where ya at
who needs healthy sleeping habits when you have fanfiction about the everlasting love between a genetically modified supersoldier and an amnesiac master assassin
have you ever loved a fictional character so much that whenever you see a picture of them your heart tingles and your vocal cords produce this awkward screeching noise that sounds a bit like a dying cat
It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting!
I love how all the others are like 'Oh shit oh shit it's the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I've ever been in my entire life' and William and Harry are just like 'Hi Gran!'
I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm
because someone won’t shut up about Bucky Barnes and small animals.
Tony being a dork and entering every room just before Bucky does so he can loudly announce that winter is coming
He is a Stark, after all.
SAM AND STEVE SINGING HILARIOUSLY OUT OF TUNE AT 2 IN THE MORNING. SAM AND STEVE